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I don't mind you finishing my bourbon and my brandy
I don't mind you smoking cigars in my Maserati
But you've got to put that skirt back on
I don't care if you want to go out with my friend Jerry
I don't think his Mum is gonna love you as much as me
You are not the perfect bride-to-be
But you're mature enough to know
And dad...he died a year ago
Yeah he choked to death in the middle of Christmas dinner
We were just too drunk to help him with Heimlich maneuver
Strangely, we've had worse evenings that year
Oh please mamma don't go out tonight, stay with the family
Jerry, he can wait and find a date who isn't sixty
We kinda miss you since you feel so free
But you're mature enough to know
Or at least I'd like to think so.
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